"21st Century Quotes"

02/24/2002

Well, I've ended up doing exactly nothing this weekend. All those plans from Friday's update have taken a backseat to the fact that I've felt like hammered horseshit all weekend. So in an effort not strain my poor widdle bwain, I'm posting some of the more infamous quotes from the last two years. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed remembering them. 'Cause you know it's all about you, my loyal readers.

"Who's yer shepherd?!?!"

"I'm out of the closet and Bi-Garble!" - On the occassion of my first wearing of tights

"So for a round of Wench Golf, just how many Wenches would one need?" -Mr. The Dragon at a party. (*sniff* I was so proud of that boy)

"Oops, that wasn't a fart!" -FaithyMoo relaying a story from her past

"Security, we have a drunk." -From Tux 2000

QUOTES FROM THE HOUSE OF S'TAN & THE ADVOCATE OF WRONG:

"But it's so CUTE!!" - Lisa making Alison blush

"Yup, I'm clean." - Alison, while sticking her hand up her dress

"You can scream 'c*ntrag' in a crowded, Irish restaurant, but you can't say the word 'nipple' in a room full of your closest friends??!" -Gareth, after Alison got stuck on the word "nipple" while telling a story.

Alison: "...Miss Malaysia."
Faith: "WHAT?? Miss Fellatia?"
Crickett: "No, Malaysia... it's a c*ntry."

"You are just so WRONG!" - Bronxelf after opening her Twinkie the Kid dashboard ornament

"I don't think Timothy Leary and Hunter S. Thompson could have had a more surreal conversation." - John, referring to a conversation between
Bronxelf (www.bronxelf.com) and her mother about the upcoming nuptuals.

(a low whisper) "I see stupid people. They're everywhere. They only see what they want to see... they don't know they're stupid." - Gareth

"Why is she spitting on her?!?" - Lisa, shocked.

"Those are real." - Marcy and Adam in unison.

"I *AM* DJ Tightywhitey and those are some hairy mo'fo's." - Crickett

Alison: "I'm a Hobbit."
Lisa: "Don't they have big, hairy feet?"
Alison: "Yes."
Gareth: "I'll bet they're orange."