"My Valentine's Day Weekend"

02/18/2002

Well, at least one person was curious as to my devilish plans this past weekend. I was wondering what to do for mine and Celly's very first Valentine's Day. It had to be a secret. It had to be semi-evil. It had to be both romantic and very sexual. (By the way, you might want to hide the children's eyes about now. I'm going to get a little more risque than I normally do.) It had to have a big payoff.

I called my lovely Celly from the road and let her know that once she saw me pull up, she should make sure the door was unlocked and scurry off to hide in her bedroom. Under no circumstances was she to come out until I came to get her. As soon as I got inside, I started laying out preprinted cards in various spots throughout the house. Then I went into the computer room and placed a wooden treasure chest on the floor. The chest contained a card, rubber ducky (she just got a new water heater and has been enjoying steaming baths lately), a fuzzy hopping heart toy, a small book of Irish blessings (for her Faire character) and a Precious Moments figurine of a little girl holding a big musical note. Next to the chest I put a box of dark chocolate ('cause evidently milk chocolate is for wimps). On top of the chest I placed 6 peach colored roses. No, the color didn't have any special meaning. Those were just the nicest ones the store had. Then I started blowing up balloons and laid them all around the chest.

Once all was in readiness, I prepared to fetch my love from her place of concealment. This of course involved getting naked. (Don't look at me like that, I told you to hide the children's eyes.) I knocked on her door (with my HAND, perverts!) and handed Celly a preprinted card that instructed her to "search for the room with porcelein throne". Oh shoosh, some of the clues were better than that one.

When she got to each new card there were also instructions for her to perform some type of task. *ahem* I think I'll just leave it at that and let your imaginations run wild. Did I mention that she was naked also?!? Hehehehehe...

Finally she got to the last card and found her way into the computer room. Needless to say she was very surprised and pleased with her gifts. Very pleased. Then she gave me my Valentine's Day gift.

Did I mention she was naked?!?

YAY!!! great story! tell it again! again again! G,D & S... (S is for scamper, cuz thats what i do.) ~ Ani @ 9:34 p.m. EST on 02/18/2002