Last night, I was watching a JAG rerun on the USA Network and they're doing a court scene. The Clanlad was lounging back in his little beanbag chair when he suddenly pipes up with:
I say, "She's a lawyer." and he says, "No, that man."
I look and he's pointing to the guy on the witness stand, a man in his early thirties, short hair and a dark blue Naval uniform. "Oh, he's the witness in the court and that lady is asking him questions." I explain to him.
"Is that Al Gore?"
I almost fell out of my chair laughing. "What?! No, that's not Al Gore."
Not to be disuaded the lad pressed, "Is that George W. Bush?"
Still laughing, "No, that's not George W. Bush."
Jeesh... the kindergarten curriculum sure has changed since I was in school. All we ever did was fingerpaint and have story time.