Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Friday, November 24, 2000

WHHHHEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEE!!!!

I broke Elf!! I broke Elf!! I broke Elf!! hehehehehehe...

We were chatting in AIM about wedding stuff and I made a suggestion regarding something she could do with shrimp. She laughed, Mike said "no". And no, it was nothing sexual (although she did tell me I was a "sick man"). I don't want to say what I said, because she just might do it.

I broke Elf!! Hip-hip-HUZZAH! You have no idea how long I've waited to be able to do that. :-)

- posted at 4:33 PM
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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Wednesday, November 22, 2000

Very cool and interesting things happening out in cyberland...

Wow. Snipe.Net is once again getting a face lift, tummy tuck and er, augmentation work. Not only that, but as mentioned a few weeks ago, now you too can plaster the Snipe's picture all over your body! Unfortunately she still hasn't started to offer actual g-strings bearing the Snipe.Net logo, but the masses are hopeful. (I mean, come on, wouldn't YOU like to spend the day with the Snipe in YOUR pants?!?)

Myest, The Concrete Forest of Bronxelf is also in the midst of a major overhaul. At first I wasn't crazy about the white background, but now that she has navigation buttons up, it's all starting to grow on me. If you know anything about the beloved Bronxelf then you have at least heard about That Damned Wedding (tm). Evidently llama shrimp forks aren't cheap, so Da Elf has joined the ranks of online sellers of Stuff (click on the "Buy Stuff" button). Go there. Buy Stuff. Live Vicariously.

- posted at 11:45 AM
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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Tuesday, November 21, 2000

Last night, I was watching a JAG rerun on the USA Network and they're doing a court scene. The Clanlad was lounging back in his little beanbag chair when he suddenly pipes up with:

"Who's that?"

I say, "She's a lawyer." and he says, "No, that man."

I look and he's pointing to the guy on the witness stand, a man in his early thirties, short hair and a dark blue Naval uniform. "Oh, he's the witness in the court and that lady is asking him questions." I explain to him.

"Is that Al Gore?"

I almost fell out of my chair laughing. "What?! No, that's not Al Gore."

Not to be disuaded the lad pressed, "Is that George W. Bush?"

Still laughing, "No, that's not George W. Bush."

Jeesh... the kindergarten curriculum sure has changed since I was in school. All we ever did was fingerpaint and have story time.

- posted at 9:14 AM
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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Monday, November 20, 2000

Ahhhh.... it's raining, trying to snow.... the wind is too cold to be a breeze, too steady to be gusts.... fallen leaves are dancing in the front yard... I can see my breath, and for a second I'm 8 years old pretending I'm a grownup smoking a cool Marlboro.... then I'm 33 and looking back on 13 years of smoking history... thinking about a 5 (almost 6!) year old little boy that still thinks "My Daddy can fix/do anything!"... wondering what kind of example I'm setting for him... wondering how badly I've screwed up his life... how will I screw it up in the future?

*sigh*

Fuck.

- posted at 4:10 PM
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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Sunday, November 19, 2000

"Ompa. Lumpa. Ompa-de-do.
I've got another riddle for you.
Ompa. Lumpa. Ompa-do-de.
Don't be a fool and listen to me."

- posted at 3:17 PM
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