HUZZAH!!! Finally, the event we have ALL been waiting for has arrived. The premiere of the year! The show to end all shows! A television extravaganza for the whole family!! That's right, children, tonight at 9:30pm (e/p) from the Big Brains at Cartoon Network comes...

Sheep in the Big City!!

Today has been fairly quiet. Well, quiet as in nothing worth reporting, but work's been very busy all day. But just so you are kept abreast of the inner workings of the Clanchief's brain cavity, here's some random thoughts from my day:

"Can people BE any more stupid??!"
"I need to lose weight... I bet the Doc will say no though. Damnit."
"Damn. It's almost Thanksgiving already."
"I wonder if Towers is having Chicken Cordon Bleu today... *drool*"
"I need to lose weight."
"Shit. I guess people can be more stupid."

BWAHAHAHA!!! I know, I know.... two images in one day. But, I just had to post this one.

A Blast-From-the-Past sent in via email:

Does anyone else find it ludicrious that the entire country is on pins and needles because a few thousand people in Florida are too stupid to understand the concept of voting? I've pretty much understood that we only have ONE President and ONE Vice President since I was about 6 years old. Are the schools in Florida really so bad, that the basic tenents of our governmental system aren't taught? Maybe we need to take up a nationwide collection and send Florida some videotapes...

Hoo! Hah! Is Johnny Bravo not the coolest dude on television or what?? I mean last week he goes to a Renaissance Faire.... "I didn't mean you geeks, I meant those Civil War reenactment geeks!" This week he had a "Planet of the Apes" dream.... "Get your hands off me, you darn, dirty ape!" and went to Scotland where he fought the Loch Ness monster over a sack of haggis. "Gimme back my haggis, you overgrown sea monkey."

Plus he's got the best pickup lines ever..... "Hey pretty momma, where I come from there are 695 different names for my kinda lovin'."

I spent this past weekend with America's Favorite Cutesy Married Couple (John & Lisa ROCKS!) and their spawn. The following conclusions were reached:

Sam: Has absolutely NO future in comedy. Ex: "As soon as a man's wife gave birth to twins, he started looking for the other guy." I expect the people from Hollywood Squares will be calling any day now.

Lexi (The Icepick): A completely shameless pouter and nag. She conned me out of my favorite pair of purple-lensed sunglasses. Look for her in either politics or the real estate market soon.