Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Friday, November 17, 2000

HUZZAH!!! Finally, the event we have ALL been waiting for has arrived. The premiere of the year! The show to end all shows! A television extravaganza for the whole family!! That's right, children, tonight at 9:30pm (e/p) from the Big Brains at Cartoon Network comes...

Sheep in the Big City!!

Watch it with someone ewe love...

- posted at 11:42 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LISA.... er, S'TAN!!

- posted at 8:42 AM
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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Thursday, November 16, 2000

Today has been fairly quiet. Well, quiet as in nothing worth reporting, but work's been very busy all day. But just so you are kept abreast of the inner workings of the Clanchief's brain cavity, here's some random thoughts from my day:

"Can people BE any more stupid??!"
"I need to lose weight... I bet the Doc will say no though. Damnit."
"Damn. It's almost Thanksgiving already."
"I wonder if Towers is having Chicken Cordon Bleu today... *drool*"
"I need to lose weight."
"Shit. I guess people can be more stupid."

Hey, I never said it was pretty...
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Today's funny... Ya know, ya make one too many Asssss Massssssta comments and this is the result. *sigh*


Courtesy of Sherri

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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Wednesday, November 15, 2000

BWAHAHAHA!!! I know, I know.... two images in one day. But, I just had to post this one.


Courtesy of SnowCat

- posted at 9:53 PM
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A Blast-From-the-Past sent in via email:


(*sigh* I miss Calvin & Hobbes...)

- posted at 12:19 PM
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Cool site of the Day: AskMen.Com is like...
Maxim magazine, your daily newspaper and the joke page from Playboy all rolled into one. Although there are no pornographic or nude pictures on the site and the writing goes from serious advice to tongue-in-cheek to just plain idiotic, some of the articles are actually interesting and informative. I like that it's updated everyday (something to do while waiting for your next issue of Needlepoint Crafts to come in the mail) and it's archives are huge.

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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Tuesday, November 14, 2000

Does anyone else find it ludicrious that the entire country is on pins and needles because a few thousand people in Florida are too stupid to understand the concept of voting? I've pretty much understood that we only have ONE President and ONE Vice President since I was about 6 years old. Are the schools in Florida really so bad, that the basic tenents of our governmental system aren't taught? Maybe we need to take up a nationwide collection and send Florida some videotapes...

Schoolhouse Rock. Watch it. Learn it. Know it.

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Ye Clanchief's News and Brain Drippings for:
Monday, November 13, 2000

Hoo! Hah! Is Johnny Bravo not the coolest dude on television or what?? I mean last week he goes to a Renaissance Faire.... "I didn't mean you geeks, I meant those Civil War reenactment geeks!" This week he had a "Planet of the Apes" dream.... "Get your hands off me, you darn, dirty ape!" and went to Scotland where he fought the Loch Ness monster over a sack of haggis. "Gimme back my haggis, you overgrown sea monkey."

Plus he's got the best pickup lines ever..... "Hey pretty momma, where I come from there are 695 different names for my kinda lovin'."

Okay, maybe not.

- posted at 11:25 PM
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I spent this past weekend with America's Favorite Cutesy Married Couple (John & Lisa ROCKS!) and their spawn. The following conclusions were reached:

Sam: Has absolutely NO future in comedy. Ex: "As soon as a man's wife gave birth to twins, he started looking for the other guy." I expect the people from Hollywood Squares will be calling any day now.

Lexi (The Icepick): A completely shameless pouter and nag. She conned me out of my favorite pair of purple-lensed sunglasses. Look for her in either politics or the real estate market soon.

Travis: Still runs, still hums. Everyone agreed that it's a clever ploy to keep us from suspecting his master plan. Total World Domination. Start sucking up now...

- posted at 11:37 AM
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